Andy Parsons: Healing the Nation
Andy Parsons, as seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. and often repeated on Dave, brings his latest show 'Healing the Nation' to Clair Hall, Haywards Heath at 8pm on Friday 7 February.
'It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”. And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.'
‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain.’ The Guardian
'Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags.' The Independent
An Evening of Live Wrestling
WrestleForce presents an Evening of Live Wrestling at the Chequer Mead Theatre, East Grinstead from 7pm on Tuesday 18 February.
With incredible manoeuvres and larger than life personalities, the WrestleForce stars will do battle in free-for-all bouts that the whole family can enjoy, in this two-hour adrenaline-fuelled, action packed show!
There’s also the chance to meet some of the wrestling stars after the show.